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Hi Wandrers!
It has been crazy tyme since Jixz seen churboys in internet!! Well crazy times been happening!! Where we doing all?!!!
Yes long times have been pasting!! My uncle he is still locking up in prison with loyyer men shouting you Bandit you Bandit you Bandit why the key in field you Bandit when we gonn get you out and into cash you crazy man!! I am allowing see him once a week but they make me wear a mask and say Hey you Jixz what FUK you looking at they tough men at prison one hit me in face and said he giving me cash if I kiss him in woods behind Krakow trains!!! I say yeah yeah get loyyer men. Hahahaha they teach me joking in bisster village when I ask for ripping jeans with Garfield face on!!!
SO!!!!!! What has been going?!!! Poland rubbish in World cup we were sreatching them in university and when they lose to Portugeese we shout and throwing bottles of fire into street and man shouts Yeah You FUK you. I like him but he chases us down street with gunning and my frend Jerzy like goalkeeper says You dead man You dead I know secret polise and I am gonna DO you!!! I was lauging and sicking into an old tree in town square Ladies say Yeah Yeah this is old tree leaves it FUK you lady!!!!! More vodka!!
Sometimes I have been forgetting my Wandrers friends!! I love them but it seems like long time since I was at Culchster Scum game!! Al the Pil says Hey you come back anytime please come back bring friends like you and we have lots fun in Hadman House but I am scared of him!!! He going to criket in winter so hey lets get Jixz to Wandrers and we do them Culchster Scum!!!!
My friend Dannen Crrie has scoring goal against North Hemp Tim and I shouting with joy and chasing into street!!! Crazy times!!! I am so happy we are love again and we must be phoning on Sell phones!!! My friend Jerzy says he has a Sell phone from loyyer man and we can ringing my uncle in the prison!!!!!
Soon we will be togethers in Admans Park!!!!!!
My hugging
Jixz656top 25 March 2002 - Culchster Scum!
Jixz reports on the WWFC v Col U game
I was awaked by Al the Pil before we leaving the Hadnam to go to admans Park for the Wandrers game with the Culchster Scum!!! I have been dream of this day for a thousand dream and days and when Al the Pil pulled my blanket off I shouting with joy!!
Come here Jixz we are going to Admans Park he saying and so we get in his car and he driving fast to the Wandrers!! Crazy guy he make the car go beeeep at a lady and she is looking through windows and waving with her finger!!
When we get to Admans Park we go in Veer Sweet for dirnking!!! Crazy drinks I have and some goes down my face!! Lots of crazy men come and say hey who is this crazy guy with the face!! Al the pil tells them I am jixz and I have come to see the Wandrers play Culchster Scum!!! We have some drinking more and then leave to go inside Admans Park. I see the players for the first and I am shouting!! There is Dannen Crruuie and Stefe Brown!!! There are lots of people waiting for the game watch!!!
When the game starting it is the best game I have ever sawn and the Wandrers are crazy guys and I hate the Culchster Scum!!! But I see Devane shooting over and I shaking my arm in joy! Then there are crazy fights in the crowd at the bottom. At first I am thought that some evil Culchster Scum have come in and they are will be killing us!! I start to get my hunter army knife but al the pil says no Jixz not the time now leave for gang of foor we get them later!!
Half time and I have sausage but not like Krakow sausage and red sauce making me sneezes and I wanting more beer but there are none for Jixz!! The game is so fast and the Wandrers are brilliant but Culchster Scm are cheatsing and I want to get the hunting knife out!! No jixz bad!!
Then there is another fighting and this time near me. I love it laughing crazy times!! The Wandrers are crazy guys!! They cannot reach Culchster Scum so they attaking thereselves for crazy!!! This is the best day in ever!!
Oh no!! culchster Scum are scoring and I am crying but then ref whistles NO and they have go back and Marin Tayleer shoots ball up other game so we can go again!!
But game it ends no goals so we go outside and I am sad because this is the end of my trip to England!!! But I am happy because no culchster scum took the Wandrers!!! There is a special bus of culchster scum leaving game and I wave with y fingering at them and a polisman says hey you none of that and I say hey you crazy guy I have been in prison in Poland what you think of that crazy guy!!! Loyyer men!!
I meeting Smbu men and they laughing at me and say hey you crazy guy but funny and I think they likes Jixz but not sure!!! I wnt to say to wandrers you are crazy guys and I am loving my time here!! Thanks to al the pil for letting sleeping with him!! I am not forgetting that!!!
Bye love jixz
top Heyho Wandrers!!!
It has been aging since I sawed you!! I was calling up to the Polish army for two months to do fights and gunning!!! We went to the Bailtic sea and shot at seeguls with gunns!! I didn’t even know the Wandrers were playing the Folhum in the facup!!! I see the scored and it makes me angry!!! Folham players fake injury like Latvian army!! We are the best!!
Being a soljer was crazy fun!! They said I had to cooking for a while but my pot makes men sicking up and one gunner going blind!!! They gived me a gn and said "go in woods and shooting up bears for dinner" I was in trees for days but sawed no bears!!! I had to eat up berrys and drinking river!
Good news!!!! The army pays me zlotys and I have nearly saving enough to come to England!! This is making me burst open with pride and I feeling sick when I think of the things I will see!!! I want to sawed Lady Dians grave, Bisster village, London bridge, queen and king, dannen crriye, stuort robbins and all my wandrer frends!!!
I am thinking I should come to see the culchster scumm game in march?!?!?! I want to see culchster scumm with my eyes and shout and show them Polish army fiting moves!! They must have never seen a real soljer in culchster and I wanting get a gunn!!!
I hope I do wandrer lets me stay at his house or I will have to sleep in woods again!!!! Let me know if you can make bedding for me. I will be good man and all clean and drink tea and eat sanwedges and rowst beef like the engladers do!!!!
We are all proud of Jerzy Dudek!!! He is a hero man in Kraków!!!! Perhaps I can making him come to Wandrers to learn from Marin Tayler! They could live in the same house and talk about gloves and ladys!!! I might find a wife in England!!!!!! I am SO EXSITED!!!
See you soons
Love Jixz656top Hellooo there you Wandrers!! Crazy times we danced in, life is life and I have the chrismas spirit all over my hands!!!
Sorry I have not writed to you for long time but I have been busied with my life here in Kraków. My girlfriend Gzzyt was killed by a shooter man when she had goed to the shopping for ale!! She used to make me drinking the ale and then running into the walls with my head so it went bang! One day my head goes right through the wall and I seed her sister in the kichen making happy with the injector in her arm!!!!!!!
So now I am back on the farm!! The loyyer man sayed "You go back now if you wanting Jixz we digged up the east field and we only finded animals and some old mens bones"
My uncle is still in the jale but I have got the holed place to me now. I have got a sorsepan where I heat up my milk and sweatbreads!! The snows burn my fingers to the bed in the nite and sometimes I cry!!!!!
I have been collecting my moneys so I can visit the Wandrers soon! Dannen Crriey is my hero and I am loving his face so much!! Sometimes he is being my only frend. Lorry Snachez is in my thoughts and I need to see the England!!
I have safed a spesial piece of beef for chrismas day and I will maybe get the fire worked!!! Sometimes all seems bad but I can think of Wandrers smashing passed and I cheer leaping up from my bench!
Merry chrismas!!
Love jixz 656
top Greetings there Wandrers!! It has been a crazy time since I writed to you last!! I am live in a proper house with a proper girl!! Her name is Gzzyt and she says she loves me with her hart! The other day she lifted up her shirt and I seed her vest!!
Why I am lived in this house with the lady?!!! Well the polise taked my Uncle away to the jale for some rest and I has to go and move out while men with diggers come and digged the east field!!! I wonder if they are looking for my old car?!!
Some kynnd wandrers fan has sent me the video of the FACUP match against Hayse and Gzzyt says we can watch it tonight!!!! Crazy girl!! I am so excited I has strangled Gzzyt’s cat by accident and I have hided her in the freezer!!! Ssssh! No telling!!
It is so much crazy fun having hot water in the morning!!! I have a new haircut and Gzzyt says we have to go to Warsaw for the chrismas shopping!! I telled her I want to be like my hero Dannen Crrieu and she said I has to did what she wants and I must wear the clothes she byes me!!!! She smells nice!! I miss my uncle but the loyyer man says he will punch me in the balls if I go and say Hello!!!! Crazy days!!!
Love all you
Jixz656top Well hello there Wandrers, it has been longest since I writeing to you from Poland!! It is get cold now and the first snow of the winter has landed on my bed through the whole where my glass window used to be!!! My uncle taked it to the kitchen to cut up cabbages on so we can eat!! Crazy Guy!!!
You might remember that I was going to come over to England for the Bonfire night that I have been lerning about at Krowkow University!! Well I have been working in the East field for seventy days with only water and I safed up some money for the trip! But then my uncle has to pay loyyer man who keeps coming to our farm and said "Hey you man! You come with me to the jail or we gonna brick you down"!!! Crazy Guy! I have been hiding in the roof!
I sawed that the Wandrers got the 2-2 shutout at hated enemies Col Yunited last week. I jumped in the air and scream "grrreat" when I spied that Dannen Curry has scored a pearl goal from his loose boot. I told my tutor that Dannen is my hero and I want to live in his house and make him drinks and brush his spiky hairs and coach him when he needs to learn more skillings!! The world cup draw is soon and I am wanting POLAND!! to play ENGLANDS, so we can all cheer and laugh together and maybe someone will want to marry me and take me to Buckhamsheer and we can live in a big house and eat McDonalds and go to Bisster Village!
I am very cold now. I am wonder where my uncle is. Maybe he is coaching the local boys football again!!! He likes that very much. I will write soon Wandrers!!!
Smile for me
Jixz656
top Hello Wandrers
It has been too long since I writed to you from Poland!!! It is getting colder here now and we have to killed the new calf before she was reday!! My Uncle he has drunked the blood and screamed at the moon and then he watches Ironside on his new video macheen that we got from Kraków!!!
Poland have qualified for the Worlds Cup in Japan and Koreer!! I am hoping we play the England so I can see Dannen Curee and Dave Beckham!! We have the Jerzy Dudek and he rolls his sleeves up because he is a real man!!! But he sometimes wheres jogging trousers!!! My techer said this was what is called a paralex!!
I don't know if you have heard about the big explosions last week!!! Yes, the tractor in the West field blowed up and three men who were eatsing the berries were killed!! There was also the horrify in New York which we all watched on the teevee!!! My uncle was very angry with the terriers and he has modelled his hair on Gorge Bush as a mark of respect!!! He keeps quoting him as well and making me march up and down the farmyard in my underpant! The world can seem very small in Poland sometimes!!
I have saveing up plenty of money now for my trip to the England! I am hoping to come in November for the famous Bonfire night!!! We have read in class about the crazy fun way of persecuting Catholics!!! It sounds crazy and I would like to have a go. Perhaps we shall do it with Islamamen this years as well yes?!!!
I must runn - we are having some dinner then some marching practice!!! My shoes are wored through and there is no money!!!!
love to my friends
Jixz656top Greetingsbe Wandrers! It has been a while since I writed to you crazy people in Engaland!! I have been very busy preparing for the harvest in the east field and my uncle has been struck down with the blood-sickness!!! He coughs like a lamb!!
I looked on the intrayweb and sawed that the Wandrers had beated the Queen Park Ragers!! Who are this crazy team?!?!?!? Does the Queen of England Lady Victoria go and watch them!!! I want to meet Lady Diana and shake her hand!!! She must be so pretty in the flesh!! I wonder if she will like me!
Dannen Cirrie is a star. I seed his goal at Balckpool and his craxy dancing when he scored!! Leaped in the air like a salmon!! I jumped from a speeding cart in Kraków square one day and broke three ribs! The doctor gives me much morphine and I can see my beautiful mother, before she was deathed up on the road to Warsaw!
I read on the chareboys on the net official and exclusive site that the Wandrers are on teevee this weekend!! I wondering whether Jsrvi Bar will be showing the game but they have no teevee so I am thinking not!!!
Take care my friends, kiss the babies
Jixz656
top Well hullo there Wandrers! I have been learning hard the week about all things Englandish!! My lecturerer he say "You are a good pupil, come to my caravan in Warsaw for some crazy fun!!" I sayed to my uncle "hey you what you think about that?!?" He did not say his answer but I know in my heart he is fired up with the joy!!
Sad news came to me when I goed on the intranet!! The famous Wandrers had lost the game in Cardigiff by one goals to none. I was sad and I wondered why this had happened!! Is it time for Snatchez to go! Kraków’s manager he is very good and he has lots of the shiny tracksuits as well. Perhaps he can sells them at the famous Bisster Village we hear so much about in Poland!!!!!
You may remember my crazy fun with a girl a few weeks away!! It ended bad though, and she is now dead, killed in the head by a roadmender lorry!! We had been doing the sexy kissing on the road by the east field when I lifted her up and swings her around like in my favourite film ‘Days of Thunder’ with Don Cruise! Sadly, a big road lorry mash into her and she die.
My uncle told me to leave the country and he dealed with it but when I told the lecturerer he went loopsy and rang the polis with his immobile phone. Men in suits came and dug in the west field and then went away in a fast car!!
I am upset with what has happened and I am hoping that my famous Wandrers can cheer me up!! !! Dannen Crurie I have drawed on my wall with grease and I look at him when I fall asleep, alone, so alone!!!!!
top 2 August 2001
HHi there Wandrers!!! Yes, yessy its your olding friend from K-k-kraków. I am looked forward to the new season so much and I am painting my legs blue to show the people near me how much I loving them crazy Wandrers!!
Not much has been happeneding on my Uncles farm this week. He shot up the last cow in a rage after the local school decided not to have a tour of the farm this year!!!! The Polish police make him sign papers with a pen and he got grumpy and shot Madelaine!!! I slept on her body that night! My tears burned and I was sad.
Good news!! I kissed a girl last Friday. My Uncle says "You go to Disco Jixz, I wanting you have Big Fun!!!"!! I went there and a lady she say to me "Hey you, you want love in field?" "I love fields, even the west field where Madelaine plays!!!" I said. She grabbed me by my hand and stuffed it into her work trousers!! I cannot say what happening then but my Uncle he knows, he smileing at me all week.
I am reading on the internet that Wandrers need new striker!! What happening to the Jamie Forrager? He so sweet and good!!! I want to see him in the blue sky of Wandrers but Lawry Snatchez say "NO!!" I am sacred of Snatchez, he looks mean and he would hit me like my Uncle does.
Why so much violence in the world!!!!? I am feared for the children!! One day there will be little Jixz656s in the world and I want them to be safe as a bee. We hear on the news about the evil paedophile tele programme in UK!! The newsman says that all UK people have the children in cupboards and acting all Greek with them.
What a wicked world!!!!!!!!
Love Jixz656
top 17 July 2001
Hi there Wandrers!!! I am the only Wandrer in Poland I am thinking, although my uncle who is a crazy guy says he likes the men in shorts, but I know he is speaking genrally.
How did I get into the Wandrers. Hey! Like most of you crazy guys I started liking them when the team did so well in the FACup. I seed the Rhion King and the Randy Rammell against such superstardoms as Michael Owen and Bob Fowleer and I say to myself, hey, they are crazy guys!! I wanna be like them.
Sadly, I live on a remote farm near Kraków, helping my uncle in the north field and sometimes in the west field. He is a lonely man and often makes me sleeping in his bed but I don't mind as he has a thick blanket. I study at the University of Kraków to become an engineer and we play the football everytime we can!!!
It is my dream to come to England and see you crazy guys with your red faces and detached houses!! I have heard of a wonderful place called Bisster Village where I can buy the Levis and the Armani that will make me a love machine and finally nail some Kraków ladys!!
So I am saving up all my zloty to get a flight to the England!!! I want to fly straight into Wycombe but the lady at the shop she says "YOU MUST GO TO LONDON". Is this nearby? I do not know! I will get there someday. I listen to my Tomy Stereo "I don't care how you get there, just get there if you can".
So one of these days look out for me at Adam Park. I will be cheering for the Wandrers and laughing with my mouth, smiling with my eyes and tasting the wonderful food you crazy crazy guys mouth down!!
And if any of you want to come to Poland to stay on my farm then let me know. My uncle he likes guests and gives them an extra dinner!!
Love your friend
Jixz656Top
