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30.08.02	'YOU ARE ALL BASTARDS'
	Some ungrateful peasants have had the nerve to criticise our recent woeful performances. Well you can bloody well stop undermining the Club you self-centred scum. And the spotty ignorant kids on the Internet, well I'll fucking see you in the car park. The manager and his coaching staff are utterly flawless, they can't help it if the players and supporters let them down...	....blah

30.08.02	HAVE A SWING ON THE US MASTERS
	Yes, Golf is the chosen sport of Freemasons. Get those stupid women back in the kitchen where they belong, the dirty whores. Plus odds for the Wednesday night Champions' League action....	....waffle

30.08.02	100% OF SUPPORTERS WANT WASPS HERE
	Our scientific survey of 6 Directors proves conclusively...	....wank

30.08.02	INGENIOUS NEW CASH-RAISING SCHEME!
	The clever business brains behind Masonic Marauders have devised a fantastic new scheme to propel us like a shimmering arrow of love into the Garden of Eden we call Nationwide Division 2. Sorry, I mean Division 1. Basically the scheme revolves around the deceptively simple concept of...you fuckers giving us more money .....	....drone

30.08.02	MANAGER'S COMMENTS
	Listen to the latest hairbrained excuses manager Larry Sandwich had to say this week. "We may have conceded seven goals today but that just proves we were unlucky. The grass was a bit sharp today, the ballboys were looking at us funny and why was the ball so shiney? You have to look at these things you know."	....guff

LATEST SPIN FROM THE CLUB

Keep up with all the latest disinformation from our paranoid rulers

Today on Breaking Wind ...

Team news v Harlequins, Give us Yer Money, Why It's Not My Fault....

Take a look at 'The Match' section to read how the players and supporters let the Club down again.

Check out Alan Paranoid's Diary, which details ALL Liverpool's fixtures and players' birthdays for the week (commencing on a Monday).

In this week's 'Q&A' we put some sycophantic pointless questions to Chief Executive Peter Mandelson, and why not read our 'Featured Player' article, which this week focuses on goalkeeper Dennis Taylor.

Remember to check the reports on 'What The Wankers Say' from Tuesday to find out what Dive Porkers had to say about the Marauders' weekend in the Midweek Mason.

Also, don't forget to have a peek at our 'Main Feature' article (these are updated yearly and are utterly pointless). This week we feature an interview with Rugby legend Will Carling, the bum-chinned freak who boned that dead Princess bird.

New articles appear once in a blue moon, so keep your eyes open and your finger up your arse!

THE GASH

Saturday's win was a remarkable achievement, given that we play long ball shite and the coaching staff have pissed off so many players.

Click for the completely unintelligible match report on the game against Bledlow and read who manager Leonard Nimoy had to blame after the game.

Marauders will lose to Plymouth at The Home Park stadium on Saturday 3 Mayl in their last game of the 2002/2003 campaign.

THE FANS

How we despise you...

We want to convince one or two of our supporters that they are more involved with the Club, while in fact we despise them all and wish they would shut up and leave us to destroy this Club in the manner of our choosing. So in this section you can leave messages on the message boards, well you could until we closed it down because it wasn't earning us any money and someone said something a bit rude about our glorious Board, have a go at our wankstain quizzes, request a turgid e-mail newsletter which contains all the same bollocks you read on here, and enter our competitions which will be won by Alan Paranoid.

Watch out for future competitions on this site, especially our summer series, to be in with a chance of winning some great prizes like a night in bed with Monkey Man.

Also, coming soon will be a new auction site where you can bid for some fabulous items including club memorabilia. So keep your eyes open and your wallets at the ready! You could be the proud owner of Trevor Aylott's headband or Mark Foran's jockstrap! Just give us all your fucking money you rancid horde of poorly-educated vermin!

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Should Marauders get rid of some players so we can employ more marketing cunts?

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